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notmiddleearth ([personal profile] notmiddleearth) wrote2011-01-16 01:52 pm

- One Kiwi - Phone - Action -

A. Phone: [At 727 Anderson Lane there is no screams of shock, or yelling to go home. Just a quiet click as New Zealand picks up the telephone, and calmly dials a number]

Oz? You there? Right, I know you did this, you're the only one who would. So tell me where the hell Shaun is. And where I am, because this isn't my house. Woke up in bed with some shelia apparently, and you know that I'm a [STATIC] and that I don't really go for that type.

B. Action: [Sometime in the afternoon you'll find a little blonde kid wandering around in badly made pants under a ripped and muddy dress. It use to be so pretty once, with frills, and such a lovely cream colour.... and well... now it looks like it was shoved into a blender. Or chopped up by a 6 year old. Which it was. As the kid wanders she stares up at everything with wide eyes, a few toy blocks clenched in her hands. Who knew that simply trying to have a late lunch would do this?]

Mummmm... Mummmm... England! [This place is strange as fuck, she would also say, if she wasn't so concerned about getting a spanking for a foul mouth.]

(ooc: If you chose B. replies will be coming from [livejournal.com profile] kiwicolony )

[identity profile] wybrows.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't put it past him.

[ Thinking thinking oh this is a good time to mention it, isn't it... ]

Or he's sleeping in bed with that other girl.

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Neither would I.

[Oh. This is... this is not her heart being a tiny bit hurt at all. Scoffing, like she really doesn't care, because she really doesn't]

What he managed to get one drunk enough to consider him to be a good option?

[identity profile] wybrows.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
What's that got to do with anything? Nah, he's married to her.

Like you're... you got a wife? How's that work?

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, it was just Poland.

So what, he's married to some chick like I'm married to Pol? What the hell is this place?