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notmiddleearth ([personal profile] notmiddleearth) wrote2011-01-16 01:52 pm

- One Kiwi - Phone - Action -

A. Phone: [At 727 Anderson Lane there is no screams of shock, or yelling to go home. Just a quiet click as New Zealand picks up the telephone, and calmly dials a number]

Oz? You there? Right, I know you did this, you're the only one who would. So tell me where the hell Shaun is. And where I am, because this isn't my house. Woke up in bed with some shelia apparently, and you know that I'm a [STATIC] and that I don't really go for that type.

B. Action: [Sometime in the afternoon you'll find a little blonde kid wandering around in badly made pants under a ripped and muddy dress. It use to be so pretty once, with frills, and such a lovely cream colour.... and well... now it looks like it was shoved into a blender. Or chopped up by a 6 year old. Which it was. As the kid wanders she stares up at everything with wide eyes, a few toy blocks clenched in her hands. Who knew that simply trying to have a late lunch would do this?]

Mummmm... Mummmm... England! [This place is strange as fuck, she would also say, if she wasn't so concerned about getting a spanking for a foul mouth.]

(ooc: If you chose B. replies will be coming from [livejournal.com profile] kiwicolony )

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[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
( The morning starts off relatively calm. Poland really isn't much of a morning person so when he crawls out of bed and goes to his kitchen to make some breakfast, he isn't really expecting to run into anyone. Oh, but he hears them and he can't help but comment, )

Like, excuse me?

( Who's a chick. Poland's not a chick. Is your brain malfunctioning or something. And no, it hasn't dawned on him quite yet that this isn't his house. )

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Blinks, turning to look at him]

Oh, it's just you Poland. Sorry bout that.

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ch'yeah?

( Seriously. Who else would it be. )

What're you doing in my house? Like, you didn't even knock; rude much?

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
This is your house? Didn't pick you for the 50's style, mate...