- One Kiwi - Phone - Action -
Jan. 16th, 2011 01:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
notmiddleearthA. Phone: [At 727 Anderson Lane there is no screams of shock, or yelling to go home. Just a quiet click as New Zealand picks up the telephone, and calmly dials a number]
Oz? You there? Right, I know you did this, you're the only one who would. So tell me where the hell Shaun is. And where I am, because this isn't my house. Woke up in bed with some shelia apparently, and you know that I'm a [STATIC] and that I don't really go for that type.
B. Action: [Sometime in the afternoon you'll find a little blonde kid wandering around in badly made pants under a ripped and muddy dress. It use to be so pretty once, with frills, and such a lovely cream colour.... and well... now it looks like it was shoved into a blender. Or chopped up by a 6 year old. Which it was. As the kid wanders she stares up at everything with wide eyes, a few toy blocks clenched in her hands. Who knew that simply trying to have a late lunch would do this?]
Mummmm... Mummmm... England! [This place is strange as fuck, she would also say, if she wasn't so concerned about getting a spanking for a foul mouth.]
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Oz? You there? Right, I know you did this, you're the only one who would. So tell me where the hell Shaun is. And where I am, because this isn't my house. Woke up in bed with some shelia apparently, and you know that I'm a [STATIC] and that I don't really go for that type.
B. Action: [Sometime in the afternoon you'll find a little blonde kid wandering around in badly made pants under a ripped and muddy dress. It use to be so pretty once, with frills, and such a lovely cream colour.... and well... now it looks like it was shoved into a blender. Or chopped up by a 6 year old. Which it was. As the kid wanders she stares up at everything with wide eyes, a few toy blocks clenched in her hands. Who knew that simply trying to have a late lunch would do this?]
Mummmm... Mummmm... England! [This place is strange as fuck, she would also say, if she wasn't so concerned about getting a spanking for a foul mouth.]
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Date: 2011-01-16 03:01 am (UTC)A for now until I make my own post also 1/many
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Date: 2011-01-16 03:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 03:03 am (UTC)Can you hand me over to Oz or is he cowering in fear?
5/over 9000
Date: 2011-01-16 03:03 am (UTC)6/8765
Date: 2011-01-16 03:03 am (UTC)Wait.]
Lucky number 7 finished
Date: 2011-01-16 03:05 am (UTC)YOU BETTER NOT BE MARRIED!
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Date: 2011-01-16 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 03:09 am (UTC)[ Thinking thinking oh this is a good time to mention it, isn't it... ]
Or he's sleeping in bed with that other girl.
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Date: 2011-01-16 03:09 am (UTC)3/4 I am full of lies and/or out of it blgh
Date: 2011-01-16 03:10 am (UTC)Okey done
Date: 2011-01-16 03:10 am (UTC)WAIT NOW I AM
Date: 2011-01-16 03:12 am (UTC)WAY TO GO
Date: 2011-01-16 03:13 am (UTC)[Fuck fuck fuck oh he can't be mad he's so happy to see you.] G'day, Sheepshagger. Don't worry 'bout Shaun, there's plenty more fish in the sea, lambs on the farm.[Squeeeeeee]
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Date: 2011-01-16 03:17 am (UTC)[Oh. This is... this is not her heart being a tiny bit hurt at all. Scoffing, like she really doesn't care, because she really doesn't]
What he managed to get one drunk enough to consider him to be a good option?
SHOVE OFF LOSER
Date: 2011-01-16 03:20 am (UTC)[Lmao, she can't get as excited, she just saw you yesterday loser] Oh fuck off, mongrel. If any one's the sheep shagger you are. You've got the parts.
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Date: 2011-01-16 03:26 am (UTC)A
Date: 2011-01-16 03:31 am (UTC)hiskitchen to make some breakfast, he isn't really expecting to run into anyone. Oh, but he hears them and he can't help but comment, )Like, excuse me?
( Who's a chick. Poland's not a chick. Is your brain malfunctioning or something. And no, it hasn't dawned on him quite yet that this isn't his house. )
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Date: 2011-01-16 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 03:57 am (UTC)Oh, it's just you Poland. Sorry bout that.
no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 04:03 am (UTC)( Seriously. Who else would it be. )
What're you doing in my house? Like, you didn't even knock; rude much?
no subject
Date: 2011-01-16 06:08 am (UTC)Like you're... you got a wife? How's that work?