Mum's being a creeper? How? I mean, it's more pathetic, the way he gets all psyched up, you kinda feel sorry for the old man, he might break a hip one day with all the effort he uses to succeed. Feel like to telling him to slow down and smell the roses and stuff, it's okay to go a little slower at that age, and yes mum, you are young at heart and all that stuff. Yanno?

Oi, I never lie. You just suck at sports.