- Two Kiwis - Phone - Action - Multiple Choice~

[notmiddleearth]

[New Zealand is and always has been, a very active girl, from her colony days, running around in Australia's clothes, to the modern day, running around in clothes that still resembled Australia's clothes. That's why, today, she can be found:]

A. Running around town, chasing after a sheep. The sheep seems to be winning, but as he stops to chew some grass, New Zealand takes a flying tackle at him, laughing as the sheep bahh's loudly, before going back to chewing on the grass, shaking slightly until New Zealand takes the hint and tumbles off, lying down next to him.]

B.[Wandering around the streets with a airy look on her face, New Zealand's off in her own little world. The sheep's now in her arms, looking quite unfussed with the situation - Hey, he's getting a free lift. New Zealand's obviously been exploring, dirt stains on her knees and a few leaves stuck in her hair. She's doesn't really pay an attention at all to where she's walking too.]

C.[Or you can find her in the park, staring at the trees, as if she's trying to work out which is the tallest. She seems to be studying them quite seriously, as if she plans to climb one.]

Phonecall: [Unfiltered, made about midday, taking place between B and C]

...So did everyone else have a really weird Valentines?

[Laughs] Imagine if we were dating Oz, wouldn't that be really weird? Man, guess it's good it's over, right?

Comments

[lamingtons]

He's always been a weird kid, though. Ungrateful shit, too. But yeah, clearly you should do this as soon as possible, with as many people listening in as possible. Make sure you mention Pom, Snowy and Seppo all by name.

Muscle. I will strip right in front of ya to prove it. When you start sinking into the ocean coz you weigh too much, don't come crying to me.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

Wonder where he gets that from? And yeah, from the sounds of it, you're all in desperate need of a talk... how did you even manage to get a woman, Oz?

Nah, it's fat. And if you need ta, not like I haven't seen all you have to offer after all.