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notmiddleearth ([personal profile] notmiddleearth) wrote2011-01-16 01:52 pm

- One Kiwi - Phone - Action -

A. Phone: [At 727 Anderson Lane there is no screams of shock, or yelling to go home. Just a quiet click as New Zealand picks up the telephone, and calmly dials a number]

Oz? You there? Right, I know you did this, you're the only one who would. So tell me where the hell Shaun is. And where I am, because this isn't my house. Woke up in bed with some shelia apparently, and you know that I'm a [STATIC] and that I don't really go for that type.

B. Action: [Sometime in the afternoon you'll find a little blonde kid wandering around in badly made pants under a ripped and muddy dress. It use to be so pretty once, with frills, and such a lovely cream colour.... and well... now it looks like it was shoved into a blender. Or chopped up by a 6 year old. Which it was. As the kid wanders she stares up at everything with wide eyes, a few toy blocks clenched in her hands. Who knew that simply trying to have a late lunch would do this?]

Mummmm... Mummmm... England! [This place is strange as fuck, she would also say, if she wasn't so concerned about getting a spanking for a foul mouth.]

(ooc: If you chose B. replies will be coming from [livejournal.com profile] kiwicolony )

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[identity profile] wybrows.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
... Kiwi? That you?
lamingtons: (We'd get more done if he wasn't so noisy)

A for now until I make my own post also 1/many

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Like hell it was me and how would I know where your boyfriend is?
lamingtons: (Put your pants back on)

2/100

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait.]
lamingtons: (Bloody hell...)

3/100

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait.]
lamingtons: (Even the leeches?)

4/100

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Kiwi? Kiwi-babe, that you?

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wy? Ah sorry kiddo, didn't mean to rant at you.

Can you hand me over to Oz or is he cowering in fear?
lamingtons: (I grew something! I actually grew)

5/over 9000

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha, you fucking sheepshagger! About bloody time! Where the hell are ya-
lamingtons: (Bloody hell...)

6/8765

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait.


Wait.]
lamingtons: (Cuz I come from the land of plenty!)

Lucky number 7 finished

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Fucking shit fucker mother fuckers better not have fucking that's not bloody fair those cock sucking bastards fuck fuck fucking shit!

YOU BETTER NOT BE MARRIED!

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[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[This face forever while he breaks down.] Oz, cool it. Anklebiters will pick up those words yanno.
Edited 2011-01-16 03:09 (UTC)

[identity profile] wybrows.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't put it past him.

[ Thinking thinking oh this is a good time to mention it, isn't it... ]

Or he's sleeping in bed with that other girl.

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[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
And yeah, looks like it. Which is weird I don't remember going out last night...

3/4 I am full of lies and/or out of it blgh

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait a second.]

Okey done

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Australia, did you get me married, you bastard?!
Edited 2011-01-16 03:11 (UTC)

WAIT NOW I AM

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
And Shaun's not my boyfriend. He has his own girlfriend, a pretty nice ewe.
lamingtons: (You think he's scary?)

WAY TO GO

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
If I had, would I have married you off to some chick?

[Fuck fuck fuck oh he can't be mad he's so happy to see you.] G'day, Sheepshagger. Don't worry 'bout Shaun, there's plenty more fish in the sea, lambs on the farm.[Squeeeeeee]

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Neither would I.

[Oh. This is... this is not her heart being a tiny bit hurt at all. Scoffing, like she really doesn't care, because she really doesn't]

What he managed to get one drunk enough to consider him to be a good option?

SHOVE OFF LOSER

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't put it past you, just so you would get a laugh.

[Lmao, she can't get as excited, she just saw you yesterday loser] Oh fuck off, mongrel. If any one's the sheep shagger you are. You've got the parts.
lamingtons: (Too goddamn cheerful.)

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Where are you?

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[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
( The morning starts off relatively calm. Poland really isn't much of a morning person so when he crawls out of bed and goes to his kitchen to make some breakfast, he isn't really expecting to run into anyone. Oh, but he hears them and he can't help but comment, )

Like, excuse me?

( Who's a chick. Poland's not a chick. Is your brain malfunctioning or something. And no, it hasn't dawned on him quite yet that this isn't his house. )

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, idiot. It's not my house.
lamingtons: (kiwis; and that's why we're OTP!)

[personal profile] lamingtons 2011-01-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Go find out! I need to go over there and thump ya! Check the mail or the letterbox or some shit!

[identity profile] notmiddleearth.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Blinks, turning to look at him]

Oh, it's just you Poland. Sorry bout that.

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ch'yeah?

( Seriously. Who else would it be. )

What're you doing in my house? Like, you didn't even knock; rude much?

[identity profile] wybrows.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
What's that got to do with anything? Nah, he's married to her.

Like you're... you got a wife? How's that work?

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