notmiddleearth | - One Kiwi - Phone

A. Phone: [At 727 Anderson Lane there is no screams of shock, or yelling to go home. Just a quiet click as New Zealand picks up the telephone, and calmly dials a number]

Oz? You there? Right, I know you did this, you're the only one who would. So tell me where the hell Shaun is. And where I am, because this isn't my house. Woke up in bed with some shelia apparently, and you know that I'm a [STATIC] and that I don't really go for that type.

B. Action: [Sometime in the afternoon you'll find a little blonde kid wandering around in badly made pants under a ripped and muddy dress. It use to be so pretty once, with frills, and such a lovely cream colour.... and well... now it looks like it was shoved into a blender. Or chopped up by a 6 year old. Which it was. As the kid wanders she stares up at everything with wide eyes, a few toy blocks clenched in her hands. Who knew that simply trying to have a late lunch would do this?]

Mummmm... Mummmm... England! [This place is strange as fuck, she would also say, if she wasn't so concerned about getting a spanking for a foul mouth.]

(ooc: If you chose B. replies will be coming from kiwicolony )

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... Kiwi? That you?

Wy? Ah sorry kiddo, didn't mean to rant at you.

Can you hand me over to Oz or is he cowering in fear?

Wouldn't put it past him.

[ Thinking thinking oh this is a good time to mention it, isn't it... ]

Or he's sleeping in bed with that other girl.

Neither would I.

[Oh. This is... this is not her heart being a tiny bit hurt at all. Scoffing, like she really doesn't care, because she really doesn't]

What he managed to get one drunk enough to consider him to be a good option?

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notmiddleearth.livejournal.com - 2011-01-19 05:38 (UTC) - Expand

Like hell it was me and how would I know where your boyfriend is?

[Wait.]

Kiwi? Kiwi-babe, that you?

Hahahaha, you fucking sheepshagger! About bloody time! Where the hell are ya-

[Wait.

Wait.]

Fucking shit fucker mother fuckers better not have fucking that's not bloody fair those cock sucking bastards fuck fuck fucking shit!

YOU BETTER NOT BE MARRIED!

[This face forever while he breaks down.] Oz, cool it. Anklebiters will pick up those words yanno.

Edited 2011-01-16 03:09 (UTC)

And yeah, looks like it. Which is weird I don't remember going out last night...

[Wait a second.]

Australia, did you get me married, you bastard?!

Edited 2011-01-16 03:11 (UTC)

And Shaun's not my boyfriend. He has his own girlfriend, a pretty nice ewe.

WAY TO GO

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SHOVE OFF LOSER

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( The morning starts off relatively calm. Poland really isn't much of a morning person so when he crawls out of bed and goes to ~~his~~ kitchen to make some breakfast, he isn't really expecting to run into anyone. Oh, but he hears them and he can't help but comment, )

Like, excuse me?

( Who's a chick. Poland's not a chick. Is your brain malfunctioning or something. And no, it hasn't dawned on him quite yet that this isn't his house. )

[Blinks, turning to look at him]

Oh, it's just you Poland. Sorry bout that.

Ch'yeah?

( Seriously. Who else would it be. )

What're you doing in my house? Like, you didn't even knock; rude much?

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Ah... A small, filthy girl with giant eyebrows looking for Angleterre...

.... You sound like France. He always says thing like ongel tear.

I am France!

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Uu-... What's a sheila?

A shelia's a chick. It's also a girl's name...

Maria thinks sheilas are cute, then! Cheep cheep!

[...She might be taking the word chick a bit too literally.]

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