- Two Kiwis - Phone - Action - Multiple Choice~

[notmiddleearth]

[New Zealand is and always has been, a very active girl, from her colony days, running around in Australia's clothes, to the modern day, running around in clothes that still resembled Australia's clothes. That's why, today, she can be found:]

A. Running around town, chasing after a sheep. The sheep seems to be winning, but as he stops to chew some grass, New Zealand takes a flying tackle at him, laughing as the sheep bahh's loudly, before going back to chewing on the grass, shaking slightly until New Zealand takes the hint and tumbles off, lying down next to him.]

B.[Wandering around the streets with a airy look on her face, New Zealand's off in her own little world. The sheep's now in her arms, looking quite unfussed with the situation - Hey, he's getting a free lift. New Zealand's obviously been exploring, dirt stains on her knees and a few leaves stuck in her hair. She's doesn't really pay an attention at all to where she's walking too.]

C.[Or you can find her in the park, staring at the trees, as if she's trying to work out which is the tallest. She seems to be studying them quite seriously, as if she plans to climb one.]

Phonecall: [Unfiltered, made about midday, taking place between B and C]

...So did everyone else have a really weird Valentines?

[Laughs] Imagine if we were dating Oz, wouldn't that be really weird? Man, guess it's good it's over, right?

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes. England's my fake father here.

My name's Tiffany Aching. I'm a witch from the Discworld.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

Ah, you know mumland then? Poor kid, he can bit a bit of a grouch at times but he's alright... bit overprotective at times though.

Nice ta meet ya. You're from another world then?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes....I've been living with him for over a year now.

Oh, you're related then. ....You don't have a habit of breaking into England's house at odd hours of the night too do you? Because I've already caught America, Canada and Australia more then enough times.

Yes. The Discworld.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

He's been behaving then? Not getting too involved in your business?

...Nah, mum's house is a bit far away to break into usually. [Scratches her cheek] But I'll give Oz the talk if you want, tell him he needs to cut the cord with mum.

What's it like?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

....er at times. We've had long discussions about what time I need to be home at.

I've been threatening them with a frying pan. It seems to be working so far.

Oh well I'm from a place called the Chalk. It's a an hilly grassy area slightly bellow the mountains. We mostly have sheep here. I'm the local witch.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

Just tell him you're a big girl and it's time for you to do your own thing. He'll cry a bit, but he'll recover.

[Chuckles] Have you met Hungary? Sounds like you two would get along.

Sounds a bit like my house. [Sounds nice]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

Hungary? No, I can't say I have.

Yes? It's a nice place. My family has been living there for as long as anyone can remember. Raising sheep that long too.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

She'ss a pretty cool chick. Tends to hit people with her kitchenware when she gets irritated though, from what I hear.

Ah... then it's in your blood then. Guess I know who to go to if I need Censor looked after for a bit.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Smiles at that.]

I guess you could say that. And I'd be fine with looking after him now and then.

....his name is Censor?

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

Great! [Pets Censor]

Yep. Oz made a crack about how I always carry him around, and how that probs helps that no one can guess what I am, like he's a censorbar of something. Kinda stuck.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see.

What you are?

[She can tell, but then again she's a with and they notice everything that's real.]

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

What do you think I am.

[Trollface.gif]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I thought you were a nation. Or do you mean what gender are you?

In that case, female.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

Yep, I'm a nation.

And what makes you think I'm a girl? [Completely netural face. Trolling about her gender is her favourite game]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm a witch. It's hard to trick us.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

Huh, really? A real one? Not like... England who says he can do magic but I don't think he really can...

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Quite real.

I'm not sure if England can really do magic but I have seen a few of those fairies of his that always follow him around. They're real enough.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

...So he's really not just seeing things?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No. They're quite real. You probably can't see them if you don't believe in magic or something.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

Huh. Guess that makes sense.

Do they look like the books.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

They do actually. It's quite a change from the Feegles in my world.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

Is a Feegle your world's version of a fairy?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

They're a type of fairy, though I wouldn't call them that to their faces. They're small blue men that spend most of their time fighting, stealing and drinking.

A group of them live near me and they've helped me out a great many times.

[notmiddleearth.livejournal.com]

... They sound a bit like Mum back in day. Or Uncle Scot. Whose like that all the time really...

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Scot? Does he go around yelling "Ach Crivens" and wear tartan?